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Poetry of the Bogus Bards: "The Ill Lad" by Homie

8/19/2013

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"The Ill Lad"
by Homie*

Yo
bro
mofo and showgo
hobo and toe.
Mo nizzle
izzle pizzle
and toilet swizzle.
Ing ta da bling
gots ma thing
caching fo ringading ging
no ring
po-ding mah french
ya wench and bench
clenc ma buttcheeks
you freek peeks at
eain 2 meny steeks
boo you foo Mista Magoo
who ah you?

What is dead may never die!

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The famous oral poet, Homie performing "The Ill Lad"
*Written by Nick Hale and James P. Wagner
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