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Poetry of the Bogus Bards: "Atlas Flatulated" by B. S. Eliot

8/14/2013

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Atlas Flatulated
By B. S. Eliot*

I look at the world and I see:

Fortuitous
Gratuitous 
Alleged Improbability
Dichotomy of Trajectory
A Voluptuous Vasectomy
Proliferate the Proletariat Pundit
and Postulate the Mastication
of Emasculated Menstruation
A Treatise on Diabetes
A Mélange of Misanthropic
Misogyny. 

Orangutan, Unscrupulous, Ambidextrous
Obstreperous, Vociferous
Ocelot.
Evangelized, Pasteurized
Conflagration
Kerouac and Kevorkian
Attempted to Enlighten
Our Trepidatious Observations of our
Administration. Acute, Intrepid Ostracization
of Acumen. An Impetuous, Calamitous,
Deciduous
Barbecue.
Picture
Professor Baron Von Pompusworth aka B. S. Eliot
*Written by Nick Hale and James P. Wagner
1 Comment
Ed Stever link
8/14/2013 09:40:10 am

Where do I hit "like" on this thing, huh?

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